musings on life

Am I alone in thinking that if I search the internet long and hard enough, I will stumble across the answers to all my problems and questions? (while at the same time life continues to pass me by)

Is is strange that we depend on the internet and cell phones to keep in touch with one another, yet we're becoming more socially isolated and are lacking in social ability?

These are the thoughts that wander through my mind as I continue my fruitless search for Life's Answers on the internet.  What does the world wide web hold for me? True love? The key to losing weight? The cure for depression?  And I search and I search and finally, when I'm so tired my eyes are crossing, I turn off the monitor and head to bed, just as confused as ever.